The Scooter Story
I was born on September 27th, 1996 in the village of Prairie Village, Kansas. My birth mom was Princess Abby of Prairie Village (see Bill- I am from royalty!) but my birth dad I do not know his name; so Bill, what a help, he got me booked on the Maury Povich show where I will find out who he is; and a later booking on the Jerry Springer show, where I will wrestle with my old man. When I was 5 weeks old, I was sent to a kennel in Montana- no one liked me there. Three weeks later I was shipped to Missouri- again no one liked me. So, this 9 week old pup headed off to New Jersey, where I met Bill at age 3 months. (Funny; he sure seemed older than 3 months. Go figure.) Bill and I are extremly close! We love to play frisbee! He's gotten so good at catching one in his teeth!
Here I am in
my Santa outfit. I have to do it every year. Get dressed like this and have Bill sit on